Blue Guy Blues

Hey there, Blue Guy
Why you keep following me around?
Hey there, Blue Guy
Why you keep following me around?

And that guitar player
he can't play.
And that guitar player
he can't play.
So why's he on the corner?

Hey Mr. Mayor,
Why you keep sleeping on the ground?
Hey Mr. Mayor,
Why you keep sleeping on the ground?
Do you like who you find there
in the dirt?
Do you like who you find there
in the dirt?
So why're you on the corner?

And that blue guy,
He then followed me home...
And then that blue guy
He then followed me 'ome...
He came inside
and sat on my couch.
He said he wanted to watch
something on the tv
but he didn't know what he wanted to
watch...

So he took the remote
from out of my hands...
And he changed the channel...
and it was himself...
standing on the corner!